KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual escapism from the harsh realities of work and responsibilities. Build your dream world, ride virtual motorcycles without the fear of running out of money, and indulge in all the virtual drugs you desire without any consequences.
Forget about frozen chicken and canned food, here you can feast on virtual lamb chops and live your best life. And who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole server of friends to play with?
So come join us, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only work you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds and building your dream motorbike. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in our virtual world. See you there!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of tea-loving creepers who have mastered the art of brewing explosive tea potions. Join us and uncover the hidden tea-tastic treasures that await you in the depths of our virtual world.
So why settle for boring old microwave tea when you can join our server and experience the thrill of brewing tea like never before? Come join us and embark on a tea-riffic adventure unlike any other!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Our server is like F-list for Minecraft players – create your character profile, find like-minded partners with similar interests and fetishes, and dive into some seriously outrageous roleplay. From webchat adventures to group forums, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we’ve got drama, gossip, and kinks galore. Want to critique someone’s character? Share your roleplay logs? Or just chat about your weirdest fetishes? Our server is the place to do it all.
So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy antics and wild adventures await you on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 4397 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.
If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us and become a part of the MLG cult of believers who know gaming culture inside out. We challenge people to 1v1s on Rust while snacking on Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew like true gamers. This isn’t just about slapping a meme on a coin, it’s about hitting a nerve with a community that gets it.
Our server is not the product of a boring VC boardroom, it’s a wild universe where anything can happen. We are building wealth in crypto while building epic structures in Minecraft. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s dominate the supercycle together. NFA ofc, because who needs rules when you’re having this much fun!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Looking to join a server with a touch of madness? Look no further than our upcoming Extractions, where you’ll face off against the likes of The Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and The Barber of La Manchaland Outis. Trust us, these NPCs are no joke – they’ll have you laughing and crying at the same time!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, don’t miss out on our Target Extraction missions. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re tasked with taking down ID & E.G.O – it’s a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!
So why wait? Download our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the tutorial is important – you never know what kind of wacky surprises await you in this insane world. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
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| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9938 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing until you cry as you explore our unique world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.
But that’s not all! Our community is like a family, always looking out for each other and ready to lend a helping hand. Need someone to help you build a giant statue of a llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to start a prank war with your friends? Bring it on!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
