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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1272 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6309 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.