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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8114 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8136 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.