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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 9590 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 17 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.