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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 113 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1843 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
imagine this: u log in and suddenly ur surrounded by pandas riding on dolphins, all singing “baby shark” in perfect harmony. then u see a giant chicken wearing a top hat, sippin on a potion of invisibility like it’s a fancy cocktail.
our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play poker with the villagers. we have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.
plus, our community is tighter than a slime block bouncing on a trampoline. we support each other like Japan supports Ukraine, except with more explosions and less politics.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the madness begin! trust me, it’s gonna be more epic than a nether fortress filled with cake.