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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 2487 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 197 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of angry llamas comes charging at you because you accidentally punched one of their friends. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, only to have it explode in your face because you forgot to say “please” before opening it.
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic events like llama races, diamond hunting competitions, and even a weekly dance-off where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a day.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and unpredictable, come join us and see if karma is truly on your side!