Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

+18, 10k World border, age, Anti-grief measures, apply, content creators, Continues, Cosmetics, Custom armor statues, Epic, in-game cosmetics, java, Karlssons, Map resets, Minecraft, Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads, Multiplayer Sleep, player head drops, Pleasure, Saga, season 3, shopping district, Simple, simple voice chat, smp, Squaremap, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Secret Passages Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	8	Enchantments Applied:	92

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC

Location: Europe

Current Version: 1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	30
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2466	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	55
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Dimension Hops:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Farms Harvested:	431
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Ores Mined:	1124	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Potions Brewed:	165
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	912

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1655	Votes:	6393
Falling into the Void:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4437
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5343
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Buildings Constructed:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Potions Brewed:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Buildings Constructed:	41

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Items Found:	5420	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Animals Bred:	71	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Secret Passages Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Farms Harvested:	141
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Runes Activated:	6

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

The Winning Box – Minecraft SMP Edition

Box, David Nyika, DAZN, December 21st, December 31st, Edition, espn, Fernando Martinez, I win edition, Jai Opetaia, January 24th, January 8th, Jin Sasaki, Kazuto Ioka, Minecraft, Naoya Inoue, Rene Bibiano, Sam Goodman, Shoki Sakai, sky sports, smp, Willibaldo Perez, winning, Yoshiki Takei, Yuttapong Tongdee

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ores Mined:	9559
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Potions Brewed:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles that rival the intensity of Rene Bibiano vs. Willibaldo Perez, crazy PvP matches that will have you on the edge of your seat like Fernando Martinez vs. Kazuto Ioka, and team up with your friends to take down bosses like Jai Opetaia vs. David Nyika!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will have you feeling like a real-life adventurer. And don’t even get us started on the player-run events that happen every week – from spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience and see if you have what it takes to come out on top like Naoya Inoue vs. Sam Goodman!

MannersCraft Minecraft Server

Body language, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation etiquette, Cultural differences, etiquette awareness, international manners, Manners, MannersCraft, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal space, public behavior, public spaces, Respect, retail etiquette, rude behavior, Server, shopping etiquette, social cues, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Crops Grown:	4071	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where personal space is always respected! Are you tired of rude players invading your blocky bubble? Join us and never worry about someone’s stomach touching your virtual butt again!

On our server, we promote good manners and proper etiquette. No more British accent mocking or foreign language insults here! Just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and build your dream world without the fear of someone breathing down your neck. Join us now and experience the most polite and respectful Minecraft community out there! And remember, always say “excuse me” before taking someone’s virtual block of dirt!