Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY