Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Star Shards Collected: 60
Phantom Rings Equipped: 8 Epic Quests Completed: 28
Endless Night Skies: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY