Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a totally legit system where young zoomer boys are drafted to fight for Israel while us Gen-Xers get to swoop in and claim all the zoomette pussy for ourselves. It’s a win-win situation, really. Plus, our server is filled with insane adventures, epic battles, and the occasional dance party with a creeper. So come on over and join the madness – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Divine Spears Created: 29
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Zombie Dances: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY