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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 9963 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 72 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7645 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Kamala Harris is actually a KFC employee, serving up buckets of chicken while fighting off creepers and zombies with her secret blend of herbs and spices.
But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to tip Kamala for her excellent service at KFC.