Kamala’s KFC Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where Kamala Harris is actually a KFC employee, serving up buckets of chicken while fighting off creepers and zombies with her secret blend of herbs and spices.

But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life! Just don’t forget to tip Kamala for her excellent service at KFC.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1081
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	1503
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Kragmc

Survival

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Void Gems Collected:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Emeralds Found:	996	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated October 27, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.