Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3503	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Honey Horizons

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there! Honey Horizons is a new Semi-Vanilla KeepInventory Minecraft server that aims to create a fun, community driven experience for all players! Honey Horizons offers plenty of QoL plugins to make the Minecraft experience more enjoyable as well as some fun plugins that will definitely make your experience feel more unique. Some plugins we use are McMMO, SimplePets, LibsDisguises, GriefPrevention and plenty more! We also have included Terralith to incorporate it’s amazing world generation into our experience. On Honey Horizons, we do not tolerate any form of griefing or stealing so that we can foster a friendly community that everyone can enjoy. So, what’re you waiting for? Come join us and be come a part of the nest today at: honeyhorizons.buzz

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	4661	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ConquestLand

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

ConquestLand is a 1.18-1.20.4 java factions server currently on season 4. We have custom items, an economy, auction house, kits, land claiming, ranks, upgradeable hoppers, coin-flips, MCMMO king of the hill events, upgradeable spawners, interactive ghat games, huge arenas for fighting bosses with the server, pinata parties and so much more! So come and join our community and have fun! The IP Address is ConquestLand.net! And discord.gg/qHJQQQs6mw

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2761	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Infinity Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

Survival Custom non-premium Bedrock and Java server, we have a bench, protection blocks, new rpg armor, crates, jobs, clan war, fishing system, bar, auctions, missions, votes, dungeons, pvp arena, rank up, marketplace , fishing and among other things.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Farms Harvested:	140	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MatriLand

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Survival

MatriLand Network is a Java/Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server from Bangladesh. It is a survival server with a custom-made map, economy features, and minigames. Need another reason to join MatriLand Network? How about this: the server tries to stay online 24/7, so it will always be ready to play whenever you are!Discord: https://discord.gg/HbqNbKmpgu Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/matriland

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Epirate

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Towny

What can Epirate offer? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Build your own Town and Nation Create your own Block-Built ships Wage Wars against other towns and Nations Guns, Custom Medieval Weapons, PotPVP Live Map of Europe you can view on your browser Custom Hats for Combat Sea Monsters! Cannons and Naval Regions Missions, Seasons, Temperature And so much more i can’t fit in here! Discord – https://discord.gg/c99g8N2zvw

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

FoundersMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

FOUNDERSMC [1.20.4]

Server IP : foundersmc.survival-zone.comServer is not pay2win. Survival made to be challenging. Lands claiming and fly on claimed plots. Roleplay with mcmmo and jobs. Added content for enchanting, farming, fishing, mining, mobs and spawners. Fair gameplay and effort based ranks. Custom items like wings, armors, weapons and tools.Features: ▫️ Advanced Enchantments ▫️ Auction house▫️ BetterRTP▫️ Chest sorting▫️ Chest shops▫️ Custom item crates▫️ Custom mobs and bosses▫️ Custom tags▫️ Dynamp▫️ Free Ranks with essential perks ▫️ Item broadcast▫️ Item filter▫️ Jobs▫️ Lands claiming▫️ Levelled mobs▫️ Mcmmo▫️ Player warps▫️ Player trading▫️ PyroFarming▫️ PyroFishing▫️ PyroMining▫️ PyroSpawners▫️ Resource worlds▫️ Voting systemDiscord server link: https://discord.gg/5XkQPrFGJV

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2412	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Animals Bred:	149
Divine Spears Created:	26	Void Gems Collected:	37
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	125	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ores Mined:	5197	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Villages Defended:	7	Star Shards Collected:	74

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.