Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

80s, BELIEF, best candidate, Cool, current events, Delusional, election, German, germany, huge margin, kamala, Kamalas, leftoids, Mainstream, Minecraft, Normalfags, opinion, Perception, political analysis, Politics, Server, society, trends, Voting

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8499	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Hypixel Network

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival Games

Check out our server trailer and more at http://hypixel.net/playJoin the Hypixel network! Home of over 35 unique games like Megawalls, Warlords and Blitz:SG! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	3832	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

2b2t

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

2builders2tools is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.org. It has been on the same world since december 2010. https://reddit.com/r/2b2t/

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Animals Bred:	50	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minecassia

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MINECASSIA is one of the BEST SMP networks out there open for Java, Bedrock & Cracked players. Released now. We mainly feature a Survival SMP where you can chill with your friends.PVP: We have many PVP maps to choose from, where you can battle your friends with the loot you get from the Survival SMP!Survival SMP: Survival is a semi-vanilla game mode with a few plugins with a try to provide a vanilla experience to the players. The whole survival server tutorial can be found by using the command /help.Our Uniqueness: We’re specially known for being one of the most unique networks, having custom features & things you cannot find in any other server for example our very special Quests in Survival, Custom self made GUIs only for MineCassia, RTP, Shop messages and much more which you won’t find anywhere else!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Star Shards Collected:	72	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

dynamic host

LifeSteal, PvP

Dynamic Host is a Lifesteal server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!We preserve your Lifesteal experience . If you like pure Lifesteal , this is the server for you!if u want Crates u can buy it on our discord server https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw by OWO currency or in ingame money etcEach vote gets you closer to the next rank up, vote crates etc .Because this is a host we also sell Minecraft server in lowest price if u want to buy connect us on our discord server and make their ticket and ping us https://discord.gg/ywpat8U7tw .The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!And this Server is gonna be network soon so be there and fun .

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6566	Animals Bred:	85

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Holy Grails Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	4923	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5572

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Online since Oct 2010 100% Free, 247 prof. hosted server Stable mature community of all ages Protected 128×128 survival or creative lots Griefer & idiot free Working economy skyblock, aether, endless worlds No overpowered mods, no handouts, no cheating IRC, Teamspeak, 2D & 3D Maps, active blog many updates and dedicated buildersWhitelist on the website!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Villages Defended:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	741
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Mangrove MC!! We’re a small little server that takes pride in offering a welcoming, inclusive, capybara filled environment for the LGBTQ+ community. We have overhauled almost every single aspect of the game with only a texturepack & no mods, while still keeping good ol fashioned QOL features like /home, /rtp, /marry, /pwarp and more!!Starting with the most immersive, world generation. Every single biome in the Overworld, Nether, and End have been given an absolute facelift! Custom structures, Seasons, 4+ bosses, and 40+ new wild mobs like bison, bears, elephants have been added to make the world feel alive. Even after exploring for weeks you still won’t see all we have to offer.If you’d prefer to stay at home and decorate, we have options for you too!! We have 45+ building blocks that you can construct your house with, and then 57+ pieces of furniture like chairs, potted plants, tables & more that you can decorate with!!You may notice that I’ve used + quite a lot, that’s because we add content updates so frequently that it becomes tiring to change numbers on every single website. We try to publish minor content updates every weekend and major ones every month, ensuring a steady stream of new features and surprises!!If you’re into the more nerdy, science-y stuff we have options for you too!! Embrace your inner mad scientist with Slimefun, a gateway to Backpacks to Jetpacks! Slimefun lets every player decide on their own how much they want to dive into Magic or Tech. Alternatively, you can embark on a journey of mastery with MCMMO where you can level up your skills, gain exciting new abilities, and stand out as the ultimate warrior among other players!!Join our discord to talk to other players and vote on new features!! https://discord.gg/usM7JuNQph Have a question about any of this? DM me or comment and I’ll get back to u as soon as possible!! <33

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!