Kamala Crashing Hard Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make Kamala Harris look like she’s still running for president! We’ve got drops so intense, you’ll be questioning reality and wondering when the madness will end. And don’t even get me started on our secret Mamala-sisters roping event – it’s the stuff of legends! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Potions Brewed:	131

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Kencrafters Community Server

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Do you want a fun, safe and amazing community server to play on? What about family friendly? Well my friend, this is your chance! Come join us! We do constant community events, Nonstop survival challenges, and best of all, a fun loving community accepting of all ages! Joining discord and accepting some roles is one of the only ways you’ll be able to get ONTO the server, but it’s a precautionary measure to keep away trolls and griefers. Just follow the rules and your stay in the community is going to be an amazing one!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AstroMine

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Welcome to Astromine – Your Gateway to Infinite Adventures! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey through the cosmos? Look no further! Astromine is here to take you to the stars and beyond in the world of Minecraft.Explore the Universe: Dive into a vast, custom-built universe filled with unique planets, moons, and celestial wonders. The possibilities are limitless!Custom Features: Experience a range of exclusive features and gameplay enhancements that set Astromine apart from the rest. Our team is dedicated to delivering a truly stellar experience.Build Your Dreams: Whether you’re a master architect or a redstone genius, Astromine offers endless creative opportunities. Build space stations, colonize new worlds, and create your own cosmic legacy.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

boolets.net

Survival

HI, welcome to boolets.net This is a SMP serverhosted by two passionate streamers, Shinkaii_Rin and RivsLive.JAVA: boolets.net BEDROCK: 145.239.62.121:19132We have everything an SMP has, well most likely do atleast.. Hope you enjoy your time here 🙂

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RAD by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rad.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Roguelike Adventures and Dungeons Modpack

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

OrdinaryWonders

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

We are part of the Minecraft Fellowship Server. Our Community is an 21+ adult semi-vanilla with survival and creative worlds. We are built to be a laid-back and a drama-free place to unwind, get creative, and have a little fun with no kid drama.In order to play on our server you will need to visit our website www.ordinarywonders.net and follow the application process.You can join our Discord at https://discord.gg/9CMrrE34su to read about our plugins and datapacks. Or message EternityMine on Discord (EternityMine#50133) if you have questions.Take a look at our Dynmap link to see our worlds at https://bit.ly/3HTGorR

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Star Shards Collected:	161	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GospelCraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Enter the KingdomDo you love playing Minecraft and want to experience it in a Christian light? Join GospelCraft today! You will be able to experience scripture and learn the gospel with the help of our many plugins that enable you to live out biblical principles in the game. Come experience our server today.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LonksMC Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

If a fun, friendly and engaging server is what you’re looking for, you can stop searching. Lonks MC is all that and more! Built around Towny, MCMMO, Jobs and other great plugins, Lonks is a server with plenty to offer!With several monthly events, minigames, more than 35 ranks and a wonderful community there’s plenty for you to discover – with more to come as the server constantly updates and changes! Sound good? Come on over so you too can become part of our wonderful community!Features: – Towny – MCMMO – Free Ranks – Jobs – Quests – Weekly EventsIP: LonksMC.com Website: https://www.lonksmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/F9PSkgM

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ForestBlock

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ForestBlock! The next EarthSMP to take the Minecraft Community by storm! Featuring tons of custom plugins & textures, ForestBlock’s quality will leave you astounded. We offer tons of cool never seen before features such as Custom Fishing, Custom Farming, a new take on the classic Auction House experience and so much more!Take part in community events including Fishing Events & Events hosted by Server Admins for rewarding prizes!We have modern custom Vehicles on ForestBlock! Fly into battle with your team, or maybe even sail a boat! The choice is yours, the possibilites are endless.ForestBlock awaits you…

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

LibreVoxel

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

This server was created to address a fundamental problem. There are too few Minecraft servers hosting the vanilla game mode without modifications. I want to host Minecraft the way it was meant to be played; that is all. As the administrator, I am committed to keeping the gameplay as vanilla and seamless as possible. I invite you to join us in getting back to basics; this server isn’t an anarchy server. It’s just a Minecraft server—down to earth and as straightforward as possible. No gimmicks, no cheaters, no special mechanics—just the game as Notch intended. Votifier might come later, please spread this server through word of mouth, and enjoy yourselves.Cross-play will come soonPlease join the discord, or make your opinions known on the subreddit; r/librevoxel/

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SavageFactions

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Create your sanctuary amidst the chaos of SavageFactions. Claim your territory and build your dream base. Customize every detail, from architecture to decor. Retreat to safety, store your treasures, and strategize your next move. Home is where your power and ambitions take root.A 1.8.9 faction server with Eaglercraft/Java/Bedrock support!– 125+ Enchantments – Balanced PvP & PvE – Custom PVE Grind (End Grinding /tokenshop)

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

GlacierCraft

Economy, Survival

Dive into the enchanting realm of Glacier Craft, a Minecraft server that beckons with open arms. Here, an inviting community thrives like a second family, where players are welcomed by warm smiles and pixelated wonders. Traverse breathtaking frozen landscapes, crafted with collective imagination, and embark on thrilling quests that forge bonds as strong as ice. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a novice explorer, Glacier Craft offers a nurturing environment where creativity knows no bounds. Join us to sculpt, survive, and socialize in harmony, where the chill vibes of friendship melt away the woes of the outside world.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	8683	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

RoseSMP

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at mc.rosesmp.com with your friends!RoseSMP is a cross-play friendly survival server. We are currently a small survival server with a friendly active community but i hope we will grow one day!Bedrock ip: rosesmp.my.pebble.host port: 25619

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CiderMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

CiderMC is a small 1.20.1 survival server dedicated to bringing you the best player experience possible! We are brand new, and we look forward to seeing you!Plugins/Features we have: – Anti-Grief – mcMMO – Jobs – Player Shops – Player Warps – Ranks – Random Teleport – Friendly Community

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

HenrikoCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the HenrikoCraft server! We’re a pleasant LGBTQ+ friendly survival server consisting of experienced staff members and friendly players, and offer many interesting features, including custom terrain with 100+ new biomes, new structures (including dungeons with bosses!), custom items, seasons and unlockable skills! We also put strong emphasis on family friendliness and enforce a strict no-grief policy.Come and hang out for a while, and stay if you like it!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Fast forward

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Amazehut is a more than 2-year old Minecraft server with a very friendly community. The server’s goal is to let everyone have fun while playing Minecraft. On Amazehut we have 4 gamemodes: Survival, Creative, KitPvP and Village Defense.Do you want to be Amazed and have fun while playing Minecraft? Join Amazehut now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).