Kamala Crashing Hard Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make Kamala Harris look like she’s still running for president! We’ve got drops so intense, you’ll be questioning reality and wondering when the madness will end. And don’t even get me started on our secret Mamala-sisters roping event – it’s the stuff of legends! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	190	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kragmc

Survival

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Items Found:	4544
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7257	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to UGC Community! We currently offer two servers to pick from. These are Survival & CreativeWe focus on making people feel comfortable playing with other people and to talk, share and build friendships. We are a cozy group of 100+ people who are easy-going and welcoming.Supported Client Versions UGC runs all servers on 1.20.1 using ViaVersion and ViaBackwards for extended version support. Compatible versions may change in the futureCompatible with: Java 1.18.2, 1.19.x – 1.20.4 Bedrock 1.20.30 – 1.20.60Please join the Discord server for further information regarding the console Bedrock versionsUGC Bluemap: http://www.eur-ugc.hopto.org

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	New Chunks Explored:	584887

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

If you enjoy exploring caves and being stacked with colorful Enchanted Armor, then MarsCraft is the server for you. We are a Minecraft server with a great community and hundreds of hours worth of fun designed by a team of Game Design experts to give you the most fun & playability possible.The best part about MarsCraft? We are Anti-P2W. Microsoft have not helped take down P2W servers, and we are the only server that opposes P2W on your list. So join today for an experience fair and fun for everyone!IP: marscraft.org Website: https://marscraft.orgYouTube: MarsCraft TikTok: marscraftmc Reddit: r/MarsCraft Instagram: marscraftmc_ Twitter: marscraftorg Discord: discord.marscraft.org

Updated October 31, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.