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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magic Items Found:	4475
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

What does Ardania have to offer? -> A freebuild construction world (20,000×20,000) with a capital -> Farm worlds (Nether, End and Normal) -> Currency system, jobs/professions and shops -> A promotion system with newcomers, players & regulars -> Home points, player portals, guild portals and world hub -> An event world with some minigames like Mobarena, Spleef and others -> A dungeon world with different instances -> A PvP world and a Jump’N’Run world -> Building contests or community projects in the creative building world -> More features like weddings, guilds and much more!Server-IP: Server.Ardania.de Website: Ardania.de Discord: Discord.Ardania.de

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Spears Created:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Players Killed by Monsters:	8623
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

AcentraMC is a rising Minecraft Network, which offers an enjoyable experience for its fellow community. Join us to try our amazing gamemodes!Gamemodes: – Annhilation – Ranked Bedwars – Practice – Prison – Creative – Skyblock & more…

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Farms Harvested:	230	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.