Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	9392

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Divine Spears Created:	19

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Crops Grown:	9148

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Looking for staff + builders! Apply in our discord<3

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Zombie Dances:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7701	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ChickenCraft

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A basic factions, PVP, vanilla, anarchy server. Wage war and conquer the server! The server is dedicated and is run 24/7. There really are limited rules, as we appreciate enjoying classic Minecraft.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.