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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 835 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 151 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
New Chunks Explored: | 27106 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a sneaky army of evil llamas.
But wait, there’s more! How about a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long? Or maybe you’d prefer to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of ultimate power.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this pic would have been sex in the actual serialization.