KabuCraft LOLz | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blue-Eyed Brits vs. Indian Minecrafter Madness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with Indian people with blue and green eyes! Yes, you heard that right – British occupation has left a magical mark on South Asia, and now you can join us to witness this rare phenomenon in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to mystical creatures like rainbow-colored llamas and talking parrots who will guide you through epic quests and challenges. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a giant diamond-encrusted elephant somewhere in the depths of our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a dragon while sipping on a cup of chai. The possibilities are endless on our server – so join today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blocky Booty Bay: Where the Creeper’s Wet Dreams Come True

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you an experience that will never be remade or have a sequel – just like that one game that we won’t mention because it’s so freaking terrible. But hey, if you haven’t played it yet, just emulate it on PS3 or Xbox360 and you’ll see what we mean by soulful jankshit with a Tarantino movie flair.

Join our server for the chance to listen to bangin’ soundtracks like the one in the link we provided. It will make you want to dance like a creeper on a hot summer day. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a sequel when you can have all the chaos and fun right here? Just watch out for those exploding pigs – they’re a real blast!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	362
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BootyCraft: Where Men Embrace Their Thiccness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of big booties! If you’ve got a thick derriere, this is the place for you. Our server is all about embracing those curves and showing off your assets in style.

Join us for epic twerking competitions, where the winner gets a diamond block trophy to display their glorious glutes. We also have special events like the “Jiggle Olympics” where players compete in challenges like the Booty Bounce and the Squat Sprint.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Butt Mountain, where players can mine for rare resources like Buttanium and Booty Ore. Rumor has it that if you reach the summit, you’ll be granted the power of the Twerk God.

So come on down to our server and let your booty shine bright like a diamond. Remember, on this server, men should be proud of their fat asses!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blockheads & Bedrock: Where Creepers are Less Offensive Than Your Chat

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you closeted racists out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner bigot shine! We have exclusive skins that let you play as your favorite racist historical figure, like Adolf Hitler or Christopher Columbus. Plus, our chat filter is disabled so you can spew all the hate speech you want without getting banned.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Tower,” where players compete to see who can build the most offensive structure possible. From swastikas to burning crosses, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your racism run wild! Just remember, if you’re not racist, you’re not welcome here.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Blocky Brits

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the last player standing wins a golden pickaxe that can mine anything in one hit!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off! And don’t forget about our secret underground disco party, where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you should probably stay away).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Dreams: ‘yume 2kki’ Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only goal is to collect as many outrageous effects as possible!

Join us as you embark on a journey through different zones with their own funky music, all while interacting with random objects in your room and taking naps.

But beware, the people who play this game are hilariously pretentious, claiming you just wouldn’t understand the deep meaning behind wandering around and listening to music.

So come on, install the game (even if it’s a pain in the ass) and get ready for a wild ride of absurdity and nonsensical fun! Who needs a plot when you have ambient music YouTube videos to inspire you?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2267	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lava Lamps and Creepers: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that time a bishop got stabbed in a Sydney church (seriously, Google it).

Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up because they know they can’t compete with the madness that goes down here. From epic battles with giant spiders to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to survive a zombie apocalypse while riding a pig into battle. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Blocky Brawlers: ‘/sfg/ – Street Fighter General’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so balanced, it’s like a perfectly crafted potion by a Minecraft wizard. You won’t find any glitches or bugs here, only smooth gameplay like butter on a hot potato.

2. Want to watch high-level replays of players battling it out in Minecraft? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive replay theater app. It’s like watching a Minecraft movie, but better.

3. Need to know every single frame of your Minecraft character’s movements? Look no further than our Street Fighter 6 Frame Data website. It’s like having X-ray vision in the Minecraft world.

4. Ever wanted to learn the secret fighting techniques of the pros? Our SuperCombo Wiki has all the insider info you need to dominate in Minecraft battles. You’ll be unstoppable, like a Minecraft superhero.

5. Confused by all the Minecraft lingo? Our Fighting Game Glossary will have you speaking like a Minecraft expert in no time. You’ll be dropping terms like “footies” and “daigo drills” with ease.

6. Looking to challenge other Minecraft players in classic games like ST, A2, A3, 3S, and CVS2? Use Fightcade and show off your skills in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

7. And if you need to warm up before a big Minecraft showdown, check out our Daigo drills warm-up routine. It’s like a workout for your Minecraft skills, getting you ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most insane, epic, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the Minecraft world. It’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	107	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Crafty Caucasians: Where Asian Women Love to Mine with Whiteboys!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! We’ve got Asian women falling head over heels for whiteboys left and right – it’s like a real-life K-drama playing out right in front of your eyes! Join our server and see if you can become the next heartthrob for these lovely ladies. Who knows, you might just find your own happily ever after in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	55

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Target Practice Minecraft Server – Where even chuubas can hit the bullseye!

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue! Our server is so crazy, even the infamous braptuber Mel Nekomata couldn’t handle it and had to “graduate” to a job at Target! Rumor has it she lost her job for farting too much or getting caught masturbating at work – yikes! But don’t worry, our server is a fart and masturbation-free zone (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. Plus, we guarantee that all our players are not wage cucks like Mel – they’re living their best lives as professional livestreamers. So come join the fun and leave the drama behind – unless you’re into that sort of thing, in which case, welcome aboard!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyCreeper’s Blocky Adventures: Not GTA VI, but still awesome! Join now for epic fun!

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Are you tired of waiting for GTA VI to come out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the next best thing! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with car chases, heists, and even flying pigs! Who needs GTA VI when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in Minecraft? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unless you were really hoping for GTA VI, in which case, sorry not sorry! So come on, join us and experience the craziest virtual world you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

The Evil Minecraft Minions: Server of Chaos

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the System is EVIL. And guess what? You are the reason why the System can survive. That’s right, all of you players are unknowingly keeping this evil System afloat.

But fear not, for on this server, we fight back against the System in the most ridiculous ways possible. Want to ride a pig into battle against the System’s minions? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato to confuse the System? Why not! The crazier and more outrageous, the better.

So come join us on this wacky adventure where we overthrow the evil System one block at a time. Who knew saving the world could be so much fun? So grab your pickaxe and let’s show the System who’s boss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky McBlockface: The ‘edfs’ Edition

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Come join our Minecraft server where even 6’3 white chads can find love…or at least try to hit on 14-year-olds in different countries! Our server is the perfect place for those looking for some questionable online interactions and awkward conversations. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate…or get banned for being a creep. Either way, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1176	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Rin’s Blocky Adventures

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the BEST girl. That’s right, she’s the best Fate, the best tsundere, and even the best Goddess all rolled into one! Join our server and experience the most epic battles and adventures with the most fabulous and fierce girl in all of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy and hilarious world – join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Gods Slained:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.