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| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 76 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 123 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Buster – servers with completely different ideas. These servers are similar in one thing: survival. We strive to make the server a comfortable place for players who love different games. Rust, Minecraft, Phasmophobia… We’re sure there’s a place for everyone!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 179 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing villagers appear and challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about a PVP season where you have to fight outdoors while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a main story unlock that involves a Decagrammaton chapter 2 where you must wield the Sword of Flames to defeat evil mobs. Plus, we have limited edition idol characters like Mari, Sakurako, and Mine who will serenade you with their angelic voices as you explore the world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Who knows what crazy antics and hilarious moments await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us and experience the exhilarating sensation of touching grass in unison as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest blades of grass and battle against evil mobs who are trying to prevent us from feeling the soft, ticklish blades beneath our feet.
But beware, for rumors say that there is a secret underground society of grass-haters who will stop at nothing to sabotage our grass-touching endeavors. Will you join us in our quest to protect and cherish the grass, or will you succumb to the dark side and become a grass-hater yourself? The choice is yours, adventurer. Touch grass with us, or touch grass alone forever.
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who dare to find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to ride the Diamond Sheep into battle will be granted invincibility and the ability to shoot fireballs from their fingertips!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Charlie herself would want to join. We’re on a mission to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in our kingdom… by building hotels and running small assassin businesses, of course. Who knew rehab could be this fun?
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. We promise you won’t regret it… unless you get on the bad side of our bruiser Millie, then all bets are off. Join now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. And don’t even get us started on our legendary treasure hunts, where players have found diamonds hidden in the most unexpected places – like inside a giant mushroom or under a lava waterfall.
But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a pig paradise. Will you join forces with the other players to stop them, or will you be swayed by the promise of unlimited bacon?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just remember, keep your finger off the switch – you never know what kind of chaos you might unleash.
| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with Discord chats that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our desktop PC-themed world will blow your mind with its creativity and uniqueness.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner weirdo shine! Who knows, you might even find a fellow purple-pink led light enthusiast to bond with over your love for all things wacky and wonderful.
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players. Don’t be surprised if your blocks start moving on their own or if you hear creepy whispers in the night. It’s all part of the fun!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant dance party where players must battle it out on the dance floor to win epic prizes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like it before.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for all the crazy antics that await you. See you on the server, and remember to come ready to shit post like never before!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 588 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
