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| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?
Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5763 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Join us if you want to experience the most traumatic scenes from your favorite anime recreated in Minecraft! Picture this: fighting off a horde of creepers while reliving the heart-wrenching moment when your favorite anime character meets their demise. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in block form!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground lair filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself guards the entrance, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of anime-inspired chaos and adventure!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 23 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 36 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on our weekly llama races.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers, a skyblock challenge where you have to survive on a floating island made entirely of cake, and a maze so confusing even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant mutant chickens, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “found the faggot” treasure hidden deep within the server, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground city where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for stacks of diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swipe.
So why waste your time with the normies when you can join our epic Minecraft SMP and become a legend in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a normalfaggot, you’re a Minecraft master!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and mine for diamonds in a maze filled with dancing skeletons. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and will tell you jokes before blowing up your base.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you superpowers.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant talking chicken, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love to play chess in their free time. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also host weekly tournaments where players must compete in intense Vietnamese basket weaving challenges to claim the title of Master Weaver.
So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a truly bizarre and hilarious adventure on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a mysterious potion that turns you into a chicken for a day or stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs rule the land. The possibilities are endless, so come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But wait, there’s more! We have AFU raids on Orthodox Cathedrals, tax increases to keep the war effort alive, and Ukrainian Parliament approving the biggest tax increase yet! And let’s not forget about the center of Toretsk being reached by Russian forces – it’s a party you don’t want to miss!
So come on down to our server where the action never stops and the drama is always at an all-time high. Who needs boring old building and mining when you can experience all this insanity in one place? Join now and be a part of the chaos!
| Players: | 96/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they were the best builder in the land. Little did they know, our resident prankster had rigged their house with exploding chickens! It was a clucking disaster, but oh boy was it hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted potato as a prize. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Discord and join our mumble server for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of building on the side. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun)!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 792116 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Buster – servers with completely different ideas. These servers are similar in one thing: survival. We strive to make the server a comfortable place for players who love different games. Rust, Minecraft, Phasmophobia… We’re sure there’s a place for everyone!
| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
