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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 9148 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 121 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1189 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Yo yo yo, listen up all you gamers out there! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, it’s basically on fire? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!
Picture this: you log on and instantly you’re greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives you quests to find the rarest diamonds in all the land. But watch out, because there’s a group of evil chickens trying to steal them for their nefarious chicken army!
But don’t worry, you’ll have your trusty llama sidekick, Larry, to help you on your epic journey. Together, you’ll battle giant spiders, build the most epic bases, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a crown made of enchanted golden carrots? Join now and let the ridiculousness begin!
