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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 3838 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 141520 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!
