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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8236 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3666 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
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