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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 128 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5731 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. And every full moon, we all gather around a giant campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, you’ll need to bring extra pants just in case you pee yourself.
So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!