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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 3193 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. And every full moon, we all gather around a giant campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, you’ll need to bring extra pants just in case you pee yourself.
So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!