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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 405 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. And every full moon, we all gather around a giant campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, you’ll need to bring extra pants just in case you pee yourself.
So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!