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Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 8812 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 1907 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2650 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 57 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more. We have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. And every full moon, we all gather around a giant campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, you’ll need to bring extra pants just in case you pee yourself.
So, if you want to experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server of all time, you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and maybe lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway? Join now and let the chaos begin!