JokesterMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Void Gems Collected:	33
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Chimeras Created:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ores Mined:	9561	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3973	New Chunks Explored:	968255
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.