JokesMC Server

female validation, hate, jokes, JokesMC, low, male validation, patience, Pickme, punched, Server, SINK

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a queen pickme who will do anything for male validation! Join us for a wild ride filled with punchy hat jokes and a whole lot of patience (because she’s female, duh). Who needs self-respect when you can join our server and laugh your way to the top? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	167	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Potions Brewed:	109
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	1699
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Crops Grown:	5109
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	1870	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2810
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1043

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	1017	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	6281	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.