JokesMC Server

female validation, hate, jokes, JokesMC, low, male validation, patience, Pickme, punched, Server, SINK

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a queen pickme who will do anything for male validation! Join us for a wild ride filled with punchy hat jokes and a whole lot of patience (because she’s female, duh). Who needs self-respect when you can join our server and laugh your way to the top? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6906	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Magic Items Found:	8502
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Star Shards Collected:	300

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4954	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Star Shards Collected:	263
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Magic Items Found:	6892
Dragon Scales Harvested:	396	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Timeless PvP

Economy, Factions, PvP

Raiding, Economy, Factions, McMMO, PVP gaming, come join us on Timeless PvP. SSundee Vs. MrCrainer!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	195	New Chunks Explored:	404276
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Nexia

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

When you join Nexia, you’re joining more than just an ordinary Minecraft server. You become part of an amazing community. You, our players, are the most important thing to us, because you make the server what is it! You are our biggest priority. It’s our job to make sure you are happy and enjoying your time with us as best as we can. Our members are family to us. We look beyond the screen and care about our members personally as well. Our player base consists of wonderfully helpful members, always willing to lend a hand and some even lend an ear.

Our staff team are some of the nicest you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. We have zero tolerance for rude, immature or discriminative behaviour in our community and our staff are the perfect examples of community behaviour. Any issues that may arise are dealt with quickly and fairly with everyone’s best interest in mind. Members are always welcome to contact the staff team for any sort of help, whether it be in-game or even in their personal lives.

Our members are responsible for keeping us going and helping us grow with their donations. 100% of any money donated is used to keep the community alive. No one personally profits from any money received, so you can rest assured when you donate to Nexia your money goes straight to the community. Every month we post a financial report publicly to the community, so you know exactly how the money that you donated is being spent. We want to be sure everyone has the best experience we can possibly give to keep the community thriving. All ideas are heard with open minds, all members are treated equally, and we work our hardest to create a supportive environment for all.

If you are interested in joining us on our adventure together, join our discord: https://discord.gg/eDfzCvZPVu

Find us on Twitter @playnexia

Find us on Instagram @NexiaMC

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6294	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!