JokeCraft: LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the craziness and fun you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build your own rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof suits).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Collect as many as you can and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a sheep, they tend to get a little too competitive in our sheep racing tournaments).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1431
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Items Found:	7451	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mines Excavated:	1310
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	272	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5633
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Emeralds Found:	8152
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4722	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Void Gems Collected:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Love Letters Sent:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.