Join the Hot Mess that is United Lands SMP! No Square Brackets, No Curly Braces, Just Chaos and Fun!

Features	Description
Video Trailer	Watch our exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here: Trailer Link
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map! Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like new swords and unique food.
Progression	Forge your path through diverse avenues: Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Non-P2W Environment	All store items are purely cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and rewarding experiences.

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP: red.unitedlands.org
Is there a Discord server?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Can I see the server map?	Yes, you can view the map at https://map.unitedlands.org

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Divine Spears Created:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8644
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	158	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Star Shards Collected:	292

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LottoBFFs Minecraft SMP

Blessing, charitable giving, dream come true, Family Support, financial assistance, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial windfall, Generosity, gratefulness, helping others, Kindness, life-changing opportunity, lottery winner, LottoBFFs, loved ones, Making A Difference, Minecraft, sharing the wealth, smp, Support, unexpected wealth

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server everrrr. We have like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret base full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes!

If you join, you’ll be part of the coolest gang of players who go on crazy adventures to find the rarest blocks in the game. I once saw someone ride a pig off a cliff and land in a pool of lava, but they survived because they had a magic potion that turned them into a fireproof chicken. It was wild, man.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this insane server? You’ll never be bored again, I promise. Plus, if you win the lottery, we’ll all help you spend your winnings on building a giant statue of a creeper made entirely out of emeralds. It’ll be LEGENDARY, bro. So come join us and let’s conquer Minecraft together! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life 🤪🤑🔥

OldNetCraft

Angelfire, aol, Chat Rooms, cyber culture, dial-up, digital memories, early online experiences, early websites, floppy disks, Geocities, irc, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, OldNetCraft, retro technology, slow connections, vintage internet, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3950
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual realm. Rumor has it he’s just looking for a buddy to play mini-games with and share some enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot that only the bravest adventurers can find. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little).

HaitiCraft2024

2024.., border control, caribbean, deportation, deportation consequences, deportation laws, deportation process, deportation statistics, deported, discrimination, Dominican Republic, government policy, Haitians, HaitiCraft2024, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, international relations, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Social Issues, undocumented immigrants

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9264
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE DEPORTATION LIKE A PRO! WE GOT MORE THAN 276,000 HAITIANS READY TO BUILD SOME EPIC HOUSES AND SLAY SOME ZOMBIES!

COME JOIN US AND BUILD A FORTRESS SO STRONG, EVEN THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC CAN’T DEPORT YOU!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT SHINE BRIGHTER THAN YOUR FUTURE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE SOME MINECRAFT MAGIC HAPPEN!

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ores Mined:	6264
Holy Grails Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Farms Harvested:	335
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

New Minecraft Servers 2025