Join The Barnyard and try not to step in the virtual cow pies! No mods, just moo-tastic fun on our Whitelisted SMP server!

Join The Barnyard and try not to step in the virtual cow pies! No mods, just moo-tastic fun on our Whitelisted SMP server!

Welcome to the Barnyard!

A cute, cozy farming SMP with genetic animals and bi-weekly auctions! The main mods we feature in our SMP include:

Mod Description
Genetic Animals Realistic Horse Genetics
Alex’s Mobs – New mobs for added gameplay
Get in the Bucket Allows players to get in buckets for transportation
Farmer’s Delight – Adds new farming mechanics and crops
Tinker’s Construct – Introduces new tools and weapons

We are a whitelist server! Join our Discord here to fill out a form and be allowed on the server. Make sure to read our rules before joining and enjoy the cozy gameplay!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord and fill out the whitelist form to be added to the server.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules can be found in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to have an enjoyable experience.

Q: Are there any specific gameplay guidelines?

A: We encourage players to focus on farming, breeding genetic animals, and participating in bi-weekly auctions.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 409
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Divine Spears Created: 28
Meteorites Collected: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Villages Defended: 16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2921 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Villages Defended: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3

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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Star Shards Collected: 228
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Potions Brewed: 46 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Crops Grown: 8946
    Towns Built: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

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  • Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!

    Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!
    Are you tired of being judged by your village for being a weirdo recluse subhuman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a weirdo recluse subhuman is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Join us and find your tribe of fellow misfits who will appreciate your uniqueness and embrace your quirks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate weirdo recluse subhuman in the best way possible!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Potions Brewed: 34
    Runes Activated: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t get no satisfaction? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas.

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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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    Are you tired of watching dubcrap and questioning the sanity of “anime fans”? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the madness! Join us and escape the clutches of dubcrap with our epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We promise you’ll never have to suffer through bad voice acting again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Star Shards Collected: 269 Enchanted Armories Found: 10

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Dragon Scales Harvested: 155
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10

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    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 14

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