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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6138 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 21 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 254 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 8498 |
Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end as you navigate through our wacky world.
But that’s not all – we have epic events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).
So what are you waiting for? Add me on disc and let’s share the laughter, the chaos, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!