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TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Potions Brewed:	154
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

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so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	118
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Love Connection

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come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

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Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Buildings Constructed:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Potions Brewed:	46	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Crops Grown:	7544
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Rest in Power Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Animals Bred:	191	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Enchantments Applied:	86
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GFsBdayDinnerDrama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	2667	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

“Youth, Adulthood, adulting, aging, aging gracefully, creeper, Expectations, experiences, explosions, growing up, INDEPENDENCE, Life Changes, LIMITATIONS, Maturity, midlife crisis, responsibilities, restrictions, SELF AWARENESS, smp, societal norms, thirty, Thirtysomething, too old, wisdom

Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	200
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyPickupLines

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Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ores Mined:	647	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyChemWarfare

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so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9637	Divine Spears Created:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ligma Craft

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LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5