JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dimension Hops:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Emeralds Found:	8404
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9231	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crops Grown:	7236
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Alien Abductions:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	171	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	New Chunks Explored:	777342
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Potions Brewed:	163
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	829346
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2579
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Towns Built:	7

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Animals Bred:	152	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net