JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Farms Harvested:	535
Crops Grown:	1457	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ores Mined:	9081	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

CraftingNation

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Votes:	6371	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

CraftingNation

198.154.112.221

MinePT Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival Games

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community made up mostly of Portuguese and Brazilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Briefly

Come play with us now!!

Portuguese MINECRAFT servers. Huge community, mostly composed by portuguese and brasilian players. SMP – Survival MultiPlayer MG – Soon

Come play with us!!

hub.minept.net

TheDarkAge

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ores Mined:	7783	Dragon Eggs Found:	5820
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5878
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

WAR… Team vs Team PVP fun! – Castle siege game, attack or defend – No whitelist No need to sign up, just log in and fight instantly!

thedarkage.nl

BAAACraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

BaaaCraft is a friendly, mature, survival community started by 3 adult friends in Sept 2013. We’re a laid back and fun server with a balanced economy, auctions and several options to keep you from getting bored, including community projects and monthly contests. We offer rewards for voting, a dynmap to help you find your way around, and mcmmo for those who like each action to have a purpose, we also have Weddings! We have grief prevention to protect your creations, and jobs you can take to earn some karma to spend at the market or admin shop. Players of a certain rank can join our Resonant Rise server for a change of pace. We also have a very mature and helpful staff team, all 16 or older, and no paid ranks!

baaacraft.com

Mine51

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Welcome to Mine51! Join us on one of the best survival servers out there where you can play the game the way you want to!

We offer an enhanced vanilla experience with very few restrictions. Click on the link below for more info, or come and join us at http://www.mine51.com for more info!

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mc.mine51.com

Dextopia Network

Economy, FTB, PvP, Skyblock, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	171
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Dextopia is a network ran by a group of professional and experienced minecraft players. We listen to community input and suggestions and thrive to make a friendly environment for the community.

We currently have 3 servers: Vanilla, SkyBlock, and custom modded server called DexTek. Our servers are linked together and have a global chat so you can always chat with a friends no matter what server they are on.

mc.dextopia.com

NorthPVP

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	8429
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5275	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

NorthPVP Needs STAFF!!!!!!!!!!! you could get it today. Join and you might get it. We are op but not over op so hurry and join.

108.166.163.139

ArtieriamCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	651
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Animals Bred:	37
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Star Shards Collected:	233

Bored? Looking for something new?

Join ArtieriamCraft!

Why should I join? – Very nice and helpful staff! – It’s based off the Hunger Games books. – Lagless and 24/7 – A new server! – Many plugins such as skyblock and McMMO – HUNGER GAMES! – PvP and raiding! – Factions.

What is ArtieriamCraft? A server that is never before seen. You may have seen lots of Hunger Game servers, but have you ever seen a server based off the book? Experience life as a miner, fisher, farmer living in the 13 districts!

As Effie says, “Happy Hunger Games, and may the odds be ever in your favor!” Join our server or we’ll make you an avox!

ArtieriamCraft.mcdl.us

VastPvP 2.0

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	1740
Holy Grails Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Factions and OP Kit PvP!

VastPvP offers a unique factions experience unlike no other. You will start off fairly well, making it easy to get a base going within a couple of days of playing on the server! Donate to the server to become more powerful. Will you be the leader of the rising faction with a thousand members, or the lone wolf faction that everyone will hunt?

VastPvP also offers instant OP kits with God Apples and strength and speed potions. The staff and community are very friendly. Get in-game money by donating or voting here to buy higher levels of Protection and Sharpness enchants!

Join Now!

vastpvp.mcph.co

Lockcraft ONLINE

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49

Lockcraft ONLINE DER ALL IN ONE SERVER

-Plots -Spleef -Mobarena -Shops (also admin shop) -PvP And much more…..

IP: lockcraft.minecraft.to

85.131.167.201

mcorigins

Factions

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Farms Harvested:	334
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Zombie Dances:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Server with multiple gamemodes such as creative, parkour, skyblock, faction,, pvpkits.

Join now 😀

mc.mcorigins.com

GoldenChicken

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Divine Spears Created:	27	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Towns Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Votes:	601
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7

We are a great survival server!

goldenchicken.beastnode.net

Imposa Svensk server Towny PvP

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11

The southern Swedish server from Malmö. Everyone is welcome to play, we have many plug-ins and about 10 ranks. Everything is free. All ranks are bought with in-game money, you can earn money by working and selling things to the shop. All players have unique traits and ranks.

Examples of ranks – Thor /kit Thor, /weather, /repair all – Baby /kit baby, /feed, /LOL – Bird /kit egg, /fly – Guard /kit guard, you earn money when you kill mobs – NinjaTurtle /kit pizza, /kit Leo, Mich, Dona, Raph – Spy /kit spy, /hat, /invsee (name)

As a plug-in, we have e.g. Towny, iConomy, Mini Games, HeadDrops. Create your own city and become king, you control your city, only your friends can build there, other players cannot seize or destroy.

play.imposa.se

Megamine

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Potions Brewed:	88	Astral Projections Made:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

24/7 Server – DEDICATED with Active Staff!

RECENTLY STARTED! **PLAYER-DRIVEN ECONOMY** Java/Bedrock Server – Original and Pirated Slimefun Mob Arena And much more!

jogar.megamine.com.br

VikkCraft.com

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

VikkCraft.com is the premier Minecraft experience. Also the official http://youtube.com/user/VikkStar123 server!

We offer several servers including…

* Ten EU SurvivalGames Servers * Soon to be Ten US SurvivalGames Servers * One 250 Slot Factions Server * Up And Coming Arcade Server Types

Donate at VikkCraft.buycraft.net. Our donation ranks give you perks across ALL of our servers! If one of our servers is full, a donation rank will let you join it even when it’s full!

hub.vikkcraft.com