JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Towns Built:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

RAS SkyBlock

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

The best Spanish-speaking Skyblock server. We also have a Cities at War server and another Survival server. What are you waiting for!!

sky.ras-servers.com

AireCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Towns Built:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Server IP: play.airecraft.co.uk:25572 Come and join our friendly active community. We host a 24h dedicated server with helpful Admins.

play.airecraft.co.uk:25572

VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Crops Grown:	7189	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9121
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Server name: VOIDCRAFT FULLPVP Site do server: http://voidcraft.com.br Forum do server: http://voidcraft.com.br/forum/ Post do server no MCBR: http://www.minecraft…napaintballvip/ Ip: pvp.voidcraft.com.br TS3: ts.voidcraft.com.br Server slots: It has capacity for up to 200 players, but I left it at 100 to optimize the server Media of players on: Morning 50 afternoon 90 to 100 Staff: Always present from 9 am until midnight, there are always directors on! Events: Yes, several rounds of events every 3 hours such as death race, death climb, frog, pvp event, x1, maze, and gladiator every Saturday! VIP system: YES with unattractive VIPs and great benefits REGION: Yes, we have 2 cities, one for members and one for VIPs where they can build houses, shops and clan bases. CLAN: Yes we use simpleclans to manage this.

pvp.voidcraft.com.br

Zuma | Faction PVP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Emeralds Found:	9590
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

ZumaCraft is a brand new Faction PVP server that’s gunno be around for a while so why not join us? 🙂

198.24.178.174

MineSecure

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

MineSecure is one of the #1 Dutch servers (formerly called AdSecure)

It’s a no lag server focusing on survival, with a great community.

Head into a teleported and start exploring. We have a Creative world, a Survival/Towny world (including the nether and end) and some Minigames aswell

Non-pvp, Grief-free and Family friendly!

If you haven’t already, join now (use 1.8.x)!

minesecure.net

Wive server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

93.91.250.109:37516

MendozaCraft

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4120	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

MendozaCraft started off as being a private server ran locally for just myself and my kids and has since grown into a fully hosted and community driven minecraft experience. We strive to provide a little bit of everything in order to provide something for everyone. Get tired of playing Survival in the main world? Just take one of the many portals leading to other worlds! Feel like playing some Paintball? You can do that! Feel like Having a boat race with some friends? You can do that too! At the moment we feature the following:

Main World – Survival 1 Creative World 1 Adventure World – Enhanced with Monster Apocalypse 1 Skylands World 1 Paintball World 1 Parkour Challenge World 1 “Fun” Amusement Park World 1 PvP World 1 Spleef Arena 2 PvP Arenas (Team Deathmatch and Team CTF) The Dropper Challenge World

mendozacraft.no-ip.org

Block Hermit

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Alien Abductions:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

No Whitelist No Grief Build right away

We are a hermit style Survival Multiplayer Server running semi-vanilla. Inspired by HermitCraft, our server grants players the freedom to work alone or work in a group. Our minimal plugins allow players to build many chunks away from each other yet still be able to visit each other within seconds! We are currently running Craftconomy3, Stables, Griefprevention, and Population Density for plugins. The server is pvp enabled but encourages cooperative play.

What is “Hermit Style”? A hermit is a recluse living off on his own and finding his own means of survival. Think of it like playing single player survival but being able to play cooperatively with other players when you need something you can’t find on your own or just being able to chat with others. Of course, this is completely optional and you may build with others as long as they want to build with you.

What does “semi-vanilla” mean? Semi-vanilla servers are basically like vanilla servers with minor plugins. This means that you will be able to play with no plugins/mods on your end and the gameplay experience from your own vanilla game will be similar to the one on the server. Our plugins are installed specifically for you to enjoy playing as vanilla as possible with grief protection and anti-out-resourcing.

Who are the OPs? We have no OP/admins! Our server features seniors who are players just like you. This is to create a more ‘player-friendly’ environment and to lessen the frequent ‘I wanna be OP’ messages. Our Seniors are all also playing on survival like any other player so it will be impossible to get non-legitimate items/blocks.

server.blockhermit.com

PsychoticCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ores Mined:	9883
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

This is a Survival PVP server with a friendly community and staff. Currently we are seeking out members willing to be an active part of the server and join our community for the simple fun of surviving and braving the elements. This server has many plugins suited for keeping griefers at bay and undoing any damage that one may cause. For protecting your house, we have an easy to use plugin called “Residents” that is available to all users. Default rank- Builder Donation ranks- VIP, Donator __________________ This server is 24/7 with a 98.9% uptime dedicated for anyone who wants a reliable server to enjoy their favorite past time in.

198.154.109.122

CruCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to CruCraft, a more than a year and a half old server with an extended history now in 1.7.9! CruCraft offers the player a great faction PvP and Raiding experience, and a hybrid Kit PvP server if Faction’s isn’t your cup of tea. We also offer a hardcore Skyblock server with anti greifing tools as well as a Creative server with anti grief plots. CruCraft has a zero tolerance policy for hackers and will ban any that are found on sight. Remember to vote for us to get free stuff and more! CruCraft welcomes you and your friends to being your journey on our server!

play.crucraft.com

corpmore

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48

corpmore

mc.corpmore.com

Skyblock.fi

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	191	Dragon Eggs Found:	9662
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Welcome to Skyblock.fi!

Join today! IP: skyblock.fi

Some features:

– Experienced moderators and admins. – If you want to SkyGrid, do /usg home at server. – Lag-free and 24/7 server. – You can start your Skyblock instantly and you can invite your friends to there! – No whitelist, so you can start instantly!

Come and have fun!

skyblock.fi

AmbarCraft Vanilla

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	73
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

This is our vanilla server, for all players who want to play just pure minecraft and dont like mods or plugins. It usually runs the most recent version of minecraft, even if our main server doesnt because its waiting for an updated Bukkit. If vanilla server player count is too low we sometimes might switch to run the newest snapshot instead, to test and play around with new features of upcoming game versions.

AmbarCraft.net:25570

DoctorWhoCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Welcome to DrWhoCraft! We are a small, friendly 24/7 server. We also have TARDISes bigger on the inside! Learn more about us at drwhocraft.webs.com

208.115.245.197

ChocolateMC

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Void Armor Forged:	27
Divine Spears Created:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magic Items Found:	2888	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Hello and thanks for taking time to look at our amazing server we are a 100% legit server -no hacks -mods on all the time -pvp toggle -great biomes -wonderfull staff -if you guys are interested in this server please check it out 🙂 i promise you will NOT waste your time

chocolatemc.mcph.co:30916