JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Villages Defended:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	77
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Mines Excavated:	3807
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	116	Runes Activated:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Rune Stones Activated:	7

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Towns Built:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	272
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	191	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Zombie Dances:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Towns Built:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Secret Passages Found:	3

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz