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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 3470 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
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