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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9822 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.
But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.
So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!