JoblessJokesterCraft

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape the real world craziness and dive into a virtual world where anything is possible!

🤯 Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your friend’s house gets blown up by a creeper! It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Only on our server, folks!

🚀 We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of this couple on the server who can’t agree on having kids because of some corporate drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

🤪 So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (from laughing too hard, of course). You won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ores Mined:	3072
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Alien Abductions:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	962	Dragon Eggs Found:	8936
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4483	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magic Items Found:	6297	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Crops Grown:	3314
New Chunks Explored:	947629	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Farms Harvested:	256	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	106

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Crops Grown:	1731
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.