JoblessHubbyNoMore

Allowance, bookkeeping, cash advances, Collections, credit cards, daycare, Drinking, freedom, housework, husband, Job, JoblessHubbyNoMore, Kids, maternity leave, nannies, Nurse, odd hours, postpartum, refusing, SAHM, stay-at-home dad, video games

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than your husband’s excuses for not finding a job? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few nannies paid for with credit card cash advances (but don’t worry, they’re virtual nannies in the game, not real ones).

Our server is the perfect escape for stay-at-home dads who need a break from reality and want to live out their wildest fantasies of maxing out credit cards on in-game purchases. Who needs a job when you can have an allowance in the virtual world, am I right?

Forget boring responsibilities like mowing the lawn and shoveling the driveway – on our server, you can spend your days drinking, gaming, and complaining about your spouse to anyone who will listen. And if anyone dares to call you out on your antics, just yell that you’re “trying” and they’re being a “bitch” for not letting you have your freedom.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only job you need is to have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	5899
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	46	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Potions Brewed:	78
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	485	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3360	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4848
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	477	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ores Mined:	5566	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mines Excavated:	3935
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3969
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	178	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.