Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than your husband’s excuses for not finding a job? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few nannies paid for with credit card cash advances (but don’t worry, they’re virtual nannies in the game, not real ones).

Our server is the perfect escape for stay-at-home dads who need a break from reality and want to live out their wildest fantasies of maxing out credit cards on in-game purchases. Who needs a job when you can have an allowance in the virtual world, am I right?

Forget boring responsibilities like mowing the lawn and shoveling the driveway – on our server, you can spend your days drinking, gaming, and complaining about your spouse to anyone who will listen. And if anyone dares to call you out on your antics, just yell that you’re “trying” and they’re being a “bitch” for not letting you have your freedom.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only job you need is to have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
Astral Projections Made: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Friends Zone

    Friends Zone

    The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Potions Brewed: 22 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • idkSMP

    idkSMP

    A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Gods Slained: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Mine Down Under

    Mine Down Under

    An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 50 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Villages Defended: 10
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TerraCraft

    TerraCraft

    EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

    CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • AphelionMC

    AphelionMC

    AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Gods Realm Romania

    Gods Realm Romania

    Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

    Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Towns Built: 9 Emeralds Found: 6815
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Valatic

    Valatic

    A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Runes Activated: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Oasis Network

    Oasis Network

    Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20 Emeralds Found: 9025
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Servvival Network

    Servvival Network

    Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 23
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • RomanMC

    RomanMC

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Wafflez Snapshot Server

    Wafflez Snapshot Server

    WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • SoloLegends

    SoloLegends

    Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Potions Brewed: 39 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Emeralds Found: 246 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Arcadia Minecraft

    Arcadia Minecraft

    Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Enchantments Applied: 236

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Bananarine

    Bananarine

    The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Potions Brewed: 165

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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