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| Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 6824 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5416 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 2003 |
If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.
Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!
And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!
So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!
