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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5271 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!
And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!
So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!