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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7808 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your in-game mom shows up to tell you that your virtual spouse is about to die in his sleep. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of tissues and virtual hugs to go around.
And if that’s not enough, we have a special feature where you can pay for your mom’s lunch with in-game currency, only to have her accuse you of calling her a “loser with no reliable income”. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So if you’re ready for a server that’s more intense than a rainy day argument with your mom, join us now! Just remember to set your boundaries and keep your emotions in check – it’s a wild ride out there in the Minecraft world.