JINKIES! Minecraft Server

amber egg, baddie, BIG SERPANT, Divorce, elden lord, feet, grrm, HIV positive, huge ass, IMPALE HER BUTTOCKS, INBRED BABIES, INTERLAPING INCEST, Jinkies, LOVECRAFTIAN HORRORS, malenia, marika, mesmer, Minecraft, miquella, OTHER HALF, OUTER GODS, RACK, Radagon sama, radahn, retarded cripples, scarlet rot, SENTIENT SEX DOLL, Server, SHOTA FEMBOY, YABBA DABBA DOO

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	843	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Astral Projections Made:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

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Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Alien Abductions:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5722	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8113
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2773
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3571
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1932
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magic Items Found:	5137	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	2060
Dragon Eggs Found:	1040	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Potions Brewed:	180
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Mines Excavated:	1986
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	115
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	728	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	183
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mines Excavated:	4608	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com